Facebook: World's largest social networking site or as we say the duckfae hub full of people you always avoided or ignored in real life. The place where you post hearts on your BF/GF's wall when you are not adding random chicks or updating song lyrics as your status update. but here are some things that you should never do/ stop doing on FB.
1. Liking your own status:
Liking your own status is epitome of narcissism. Just why the Fuck you would 'like' your own status? why why why? to increase number of likes? if yes, please commit suicide.
2. Adding Random People:
As facebook clearly states that you should only add people you personally know, stop sending/accepting friend requests to/of random people. seriuosly, no one gives a flying fuck about your friend count and those girls with hot DP's are either mad, whores, or most commonly fake ID's created by a random jobless asshole to promote his/her page, blog etc.
3. Sending Farmville requests:
See, we appreciate the fact that you want to play a game with us. But why farmville? why not an actual fucking game. We seldom get any notifications and when we find out that the only notification we got after 69 days was a stupid game request, it makes us wanna kill you - The SAW way.
*Author's Note: I myself blocked some 16 people for the same reason. also I am baned from Farmville and Cityville because I tried to grow marijuana and a red zone area in respective games.
4. Adding your family members:
Unless and util you're willing to be embarrased by your family members in front of all your friends. Just dont do it.
5. Spamming with your Blog/Fb page etc.:
Please. Don't. Do. It. Please.
6. Chatting on Each others' wall:
Even though it is sucky, but Facebook still have that chatbox thing. Please use it instead of communicating on each others' wall so that all your 500 stalker friends can read it. Tell me this: for what reason would you invite someone to a private party by writing on their wall, other than to show off to all the people on their friends list who you don't want to come? It just makes you look like a tit, so don't do it.
7. Using Uppercase:
WELL, YOU SHOULD NOT USE FUCKING UPEERCASE ANYWHERE. STOP SCREAMING ON MY NEWS FEED.
8.Upload photos to Facebook and deleting originals:
Uploading photos to Facebook can be a very handy way of sharing your holiday snaps. But for the love of God, don't lose your originals. Facebook is terrible at compressing and resizing images - it turns your 14MP panoramas into 14KB monstrosities. Facebook is not a suitable repository to store your precious photos!
9. Lazy grammar and spelling mistrakes:
Reading Facebook is like perusing a six-year olds' English copybook. Come on, people: 'Your' is 'your'. 'You are' is 'you're'. It really isn't hard to get that little one right. And understanding the difference between there, their and they're surely isn't too much of a challenge?
10. Joining ridiculous chain-mail groups:
Why do people insist on joining groups such as "On the X of May, everyone has to panic buy carrots"? Come on people, how stupid are you? There's one group on Facebook devoted to nullifying the vegetarian moral crusade, and it's called: "For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three". That's a good group name. "I think Ryan Seacrest is the best presenter ever" is not.
11. Tag people in images they are not related with:
What is the significance of adding 56354343543543 friends in that self-shot duck-face photo taken in bathroom? Just blastin our notifications?
12. POKE random people:
Don’t poke people you don’t know. Let’s face it poking, even in the real world, would not win you many fans. So why try it on unsuspecting strangers in the virtual world?
